jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

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The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

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job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.

"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush

by Runenwächter August 21, 2013

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Kenosha Knob Job

Receiving a blowjob on the side walk in the middle of a riot.

Dude, there was glass everywhere, cars on fire, total mayhem and she decides to give me Kenosha Knob Job. It was epic.

by Trophy1 November 17, 2021

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on the job

What Fire and Police personnel in New York City say when inferring that they are active with the FDNY, NYPD, or another agency within the five boroughs.

Tony: "I did 27 years with Engine 38, Ladder 51 in The Bronx."
Mike: "I've been on the job 12 years out of the 9th Precinct."

by Lt. Zach January 20, 2022

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