Swing hands

Swing hands basically means fight.
Person 1: Yo whats the problem?

Person 2: Shut up idiot wanna swing hands?
by Pussy killer 1997 January 10, 2017
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Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
by swtbbybuttcheeks February 04, 2020
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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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Buttery Hand

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.
Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."
by Jsagahw March 22, 2017
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hand mullet

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.
by susil19 April 21, 2016
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hands on sight

Means when you see the POS you are saying this to, your hands or fists will be connecting with their face
“Robert better watch out, when I see him it’s Hands on sight.”

Fuck you bitch! Next time our paths cross its Hands on sight!!!”
by Hmmmmhuhwhat? August 12, 2022
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left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.
by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017
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