a rock

famous quote by the spongey man himself and the sponge's closest thing to a vehicle.

Squidward: that's just a stupid boulder!
SpongeBob: it's not just a boulder, it's a rock!

by Evan Who? January 27, 2024

rocking jelly

half erect penis while still maintaining malleability; sportin' a half chub;

I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.

by homojeanious October 13, 2017

Gold Rocks

Gold Rocks is a defenition used to express very shiny, or valuable rocks; mostly rocks with special crystals/gems.

"oooh.. i need some gold rocks!" he said.
"huh, i love these gold rocks! very shiny!"
a man thought about getting some shiny rocks, gold rocks.

by SaturnMist4 June 10, 2024

salt the rocks

when you does the reach around at her grandparents funeral and her dad gives you a little wink

Yo i know it was a weird first date but did she salt the rocks?

by EPOCHWinery February 13, 2021

Rock Polisher

Noun
A male that ingages in the act of sucking on another males testicles by rotating them around in his mouth during oral sex for the pleasure of the other male.

That boy is a dirty rock polisher, his dad caught him polishing another dudes rocks in his room.

by LullabiiSkies May 1, 2024

Dwayne the rock jhonson

Its about drive its about power, we stay hungry, we devour, put in the work, put in the hours, and take whats ours.

Person 1: Hey isnt dwayne the rock jhonson cool?
Person 2: Yep!

by 10410@shi May 30, 2022

bopped, popped, and rocked

bopping someone upside the head, then popping them, then rocking them (knocking them out)

Classmate: Shut up, you can't fight!
Classmate 2: Sooo, you wanna get bopped, popped, and rocked.

by kennedyperiodt17 November 2, 2022