Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
Get the jon jobmug. When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
by JJ37 May 11, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Jobmug. by JustYourRegularJoe August 28, 2019
Get the Fan Jobmug. by Questtttt January 4, 2022
Get the Colombian Rim Jobmug. by the arguement winner September 16, 2022
Get the blum jobmug. A "Hoodie Job" or "Hoodie" is when the hood of the clitoris is used to stimulate her clitoris for sexual pleasure.
A) She got off on the hoodie I give her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.
by T. Nelson, USAF May 12, 2014
Get the Hoodie Jobmug. Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 2, 2023
Get the solar rim jobmug.