Fish

Apparently, a Lobotomy Dash YouTuber.

Fish: "i am fish"
Normal Person: "Ok"
Beggar: "ADD PINECONES IN A TRE-"
*Fish kills the beggar*

by VersionTwo September 19, 2024

Fish

but you do it to make others laugh. it could also mean pranking other people. hence the name "fishing"

Stop fishing me. Get fished. That person is a fisher

by Alefain October 23, 2024

big red gooey fish

Mickey Mouse's favorite fish. As the name suggests, they are big, red, and gooey, and they're also most certainly fish. However, they are not in any way related to a certain Swedish species of fish.

Yeah hang on guys I'm just gonna get some big red gooey fish down at the lake for the fish fry tonight

by PBJelly6 November 10, 2024

Egg Fish Lure

A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.

Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*

by AFellowMalaysian November 11, 2024

Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024

Fish-Chariot

1. Something strange or unnatural

2. Something short-lived.

Your clothes are rather fish-chariot today.

That plan was fish-chariot.

by Fish-Chariot Guy November 21, 2024

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024