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rock

A person so stupid, you need to compare them to a stone.
"whoa bat and bat are the same word but different."
"Dude your a f*****g rock."
by MisslePotato May 13, 2016
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pop rock party

Pop rock candy used in the girls mouth during a blow job
Hey babe lets have a pop rock party.
by Poprockgirl October 21, 2015
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Pnb rocked

To pass out, or be in a deep sleep
Guy 1: Yo did you see Alyssa last night? She was Pnb rocked at the party

Guy 2: Yeah bro, she’s a two beer queer dawg
by PLKIsMoney December 16, 2019
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blue rock candy

its a refrence to the hit show breaking bad where they make blue rock candy AKA blue meth
by Shabaduski October 4, 2022
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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024
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Industrialist Rock n' Roller \in-DUHS-tree-uh-list rok-uhn-rohl-er\, noun:

1. A person who owns or is involved in an enterprise whose purpose is to produce a product of objective Value in the mindless void of the entertainment industry.

2. A person of or relating to the characteristics of a Russell Turner
Russell Turner, the Industrialist Rock n' Roller produced his debut album without regard to public opinion holding the value of his product as the highest virtue.
by the Industrialist September 15, 2009
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Go Kick Rocks

On TikTok specifically, it means Fuck Off. Commonly used by American Patriots against brainwashed MAGA troglodytes who suffer from the pity party male loneliness epidemic. It’s a last resort response since TikTok censors our original responses.
Tiny Penis MAGA: Women belong in the kitchen!
American Patriot: Go kick rocks, right wing Nazi!
by dat90skehd April 2, 2025
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