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meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.
When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"
by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017
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Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.
meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!
by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019
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Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective
When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder
by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017
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Meat Karen

Someone who complains about the amount of meat on a deli sandwich.
Can you believe Justin is giving the Jimmy John's workers such a hard time about the amount of meat they put on his sandwich...what a meat Karen!
by bubbleguppie123 January 24, 2023
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Dumpster meat

That Kevin is total dumpster meat
by Brandelann December 16, 2018
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Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.
Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.
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Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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