internal lumbar fart

a potential fart or fartlike noise that occurs in the lower back and/or lumbar region as if it failed it's attempt to reach it's destination to the outside world :)
i think i hafta fart...oh, nope, it was just an ilf. (internal lumbar fart)
by dizzydaphodil September 29, 2010
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GREEN COLD FART

AFTER EATING A LEPRECUANS HAIR , THEN REGGURGIATING IT AND FREEZING IT YOU THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL AND PROCCED TO FART IT OUT... THIS IS CALLED THE GREEN COLD FART.
I ALWAYS PREFORM THE GREEN COLD FART EVERY ST. PATTIES DAY...
by grandpa pawpie April 28, 2021
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Wake up fart

A fart that you fart that wakes you up when you fall asleep.
That was a wake up fart.
by Judge dredd7 November 23, 2011
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Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.
man 1: what was the answer Jacob

I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
by FAFTboi12 February 09, 2022
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fart slam

when someone sticks there hands in there pants and farts then shoves the hand in someones face causing lack of oxygen.
max-oh man what a night, i was intoxicated drunk and my girlfriend decided to mess with me and fart slam me.

Kobe-at least she didn't beef Stu you like on the movie bench warmers
by badguyz123 June 07, 2010
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Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.
"Hes about to turn into a fat asshole farting toxic person!"
"What the fu-"
by sawcon123 February 08, 2022
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dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.
Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.
by England phi beta gamma July 11, 2008
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