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brown slush banana

When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.
Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.
by MissMorbidd April 22, 2018
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Kentucky Brown Snake

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.
Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!
by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018
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Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.
Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”
by DingleDog August 4, 2020
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Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.
Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.
by DaniBlue November 11, 2016
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Doctor Emmet Brown

A name used to describe a person(?) with an ego such that if it were any larger, NASA would be sending a probe to investigate it.
Time traveling paradox creating morons (Doctor Emmet brown)
by A real physicist July 24, 2012
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Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.
“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”
by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017
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brown star revival

When someone blows cocaine into another’s asshole to wake them up from possible OD.
My tinder date almost OD’d on pills last night, but I gave her the old Brown Star Revival.
by Deano9779 April 24, 2021
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