Dakota brown eye

When one wipes their eye with a towel that was used to wipe a dog's butthole

Gary now has the Dakota Brown Eye from using the wrong towel.

by DakotaGC November 13, 2020

Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020

Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.

A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.

by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021

brown star revival

When someone blows cocaine into another’s asshole to wake them up from possible OD.

My tinder date almost OD’d on pills last night, but I gave her the old Brown Star Revival.

by Deano9779 April 24, 2021

big brown bass

Taking an extra long shit while on a vessel.

Oh my god I have a to drop a big brown bass.

by Leafsfanforever May 5, 2021

shout brown words

Having to take a shit at school. First said by Ned Bigby in “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide” season 1, episode 2: Bathrooms.

Ned Bigby: “In the terrifying case that you have to shout brown words or go for two, go directly to the nurse’s office.”

by Shout Brown Words June 26, 2022

full brown meltdown

A specific type of meltdown which entails shitting yourself during it.

I think Carter needs to go home he just had a full brown meltdown.

by Themadhattermatador August 13, 2022