A jungle monkey who only eats fried chicken and watermelon and drinks gallons of kool aid every day. This is a nigga who you cant stare at for more than 5 seconds without wanting to blow your brains out with a gun. This nigga also probably also stole 50%+ of your belongings and will end up in jail 5+ times in his life.
by watermelonmanisuckpp August 28, 2023
Get the Ugly Black Nigga mug.A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
by Mr. Bradrad June 6, 2016
Get the Black Belt Baptist mug.When you bitchass black friend cant get any bitches and you tie rubber bands around their balls make them wear a thong, give them a wedgie, and whip the shit out of them. They then have to wear a thong and the rubber bands until their dad comes back or their balls shrivle and fall off. This results in said black friend raging, and subsequently acting like a “black bull”.
Ps: You can only do this once every few years so think twice before you pull out those rubber bands, it takes a while to recover!
To make this a more memorable experience you can use a shock collar and or a ball gag to make things a little spicier!
Ps: You can only do this once every few years so think twice before you pull out those rubber bands, it takes a while to recover!
To make this a more memorable experience you can use a shock collar and or a ball gag to make things a little spicier!
by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 5, 2023
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by Goldsworthy August 29, 2011
Get the The Black Parade mug.When you and a group of mates decide to drop everything you're doing and get "black" out drunk no matter the night or occasion. Similar to red card, each member in the friend group gets one "black card" which they can use to induce this night of heavy drinking.
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Get the black card mug.I was at Al's party last night. I just finished hacking a skule and wanted to go into the kitchen to peel a scab but I was trapped on the deck with that BLACK HOLE Billy for 2 hours.
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