The Trump Fade occurs when Donald J. Trump opens his gumpers spouting nonsense about economics, causing the dollar index to jump. Then, less than 24 hours later, the dollar gets shit on again.
by FruityFrito January 26, 2018
Get the Trump Fademug. A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.
(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.
(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.
(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.
(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.
I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).
by Indianasucks August 16, 2018
Get the Trump-Jobmug. The name of a president who is a sore loser who will stop at nothing to win the 2020 election and trying to overturn the elections so that the votes are in his favor. A president who doesn't even care about Covid-19 and is running amok all over the country and is telling about 10,000 of his voters to protest in front of the Congress building.
Teacher: Okay, class. We're going to learn the name of the 45th POTUS.
Class: But we don't to learn about him!
Teacher: Why not?
Class: Because we lost relatives to Covid-19 and TRUMP is just sitting there and ranting off about the ELECTION!
Class: But we don't to learn about him!
Teacher: Why not?
Class: Because we lost relatives to Covid-19 and TRUMP is just sitting there and ranting off about the ELECTION!
by Nightshade777 January 7, 2021
Get the Trumpmug. When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.
Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.
by JedAshbury June 12, 2020
Get the Trump's Gratermug. 
someone who deports gay transgender undocumented native americans but doesn't lower grocery and gas prices
by __________E____________ February 4, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug.