A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
by Hand truck man March 21, 2016
Get the hand truckmug. when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
Get the two handed turtlemug. Very greasy hands.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the chick-fil-a handsmug. The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.
Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress
by Wookiemonster  January 12, 2025
Get the Bendigo Hand-Warmermug. The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.
John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
by grinc August 3, 2024
Get the Caesar Handsmug. October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.
by Anonymous04 :) October 10, 2019
Get the National Hold Hands Daymug. by __nips__ April 19, 2021
Get the sticky handmug.