hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.

I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.

by Hand truck man March 21, 2016

two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

chick-fil-a hands

Very greasy hands.

- At least wash your hands before surgery.
- No, I’m going in there with chick-fil-a hands.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.

Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress

by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025

Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.

John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands

by grinc August 3, 2024

National Hold Hands Day

October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.

“Hey today is October 11th so you know that that means!”
“Duck yeah it’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Anonymous04 :) October 10, 2019

sticky hand

when you ejaculate into your own or someone else's hand and then use it as lube

Dude, Ricardo gave me a sticky hand last night, it was everywhere

by __nips__ April 19, 2021