Skip to main content

Rusty Rat Penis

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS WAS DIPPED IN VINEGAR!
by RATCHEF November 5, 2020
mugGet the Rusty Rat Penis mug.

gay nigga penis

Your penis is a nigga and gay. Idk why tbh. You should probably go to a doctor or smth. Or you can just vibe and chill. Hey have you seen the new joker movie? I saw it and it says so much about our society omg.
Joe momma: Bruh bruh bruh joe You: Joe who.

Joe momma: I have cancer stage 4 and my wiener is getting sold on ebay, btw i have free giftcards and tokens from www.freegiftcardlegit/ifuckingkilljews.com
You: Gay nigga penis penis. I want a giftcard tho
by gaypoopioo October 17, 2019
mugGet the gay nigga penis mug.

Penis Monpañios Monpeñios

This phrase to be spoken very quickly, almost as to seem Spanish in nature.

“Penis Monpañios Monpeñios” was originally created as an alter-ego amongst a group of friends in Sacramento, California in 2007. This character was a member of club 697; where you must have been 6’9” tall, and 7” long. Inside the club, all they did was 69. The spirit of Penis Monpañios Monpeñios still wanders the fields of the Thicket of Zatarains, located in Granite Bay, California.

In the years since, this has spread to LA as a nonsense phrase (similar to that of Rim Pum). Among groups of pot-smoking individuals, this phrase has commonly been used as a comical outburst or a friendly greeting during times of great stoning. Abbreviations such as simply saying “Monpañios” tend to be common.
Tom: "Monpeñios to you my friend!"

Steve: "Ah, Penis Monpañios Tom!"

Dave (from the back of the room): "Tom!! Penis Monpañios Monpeñios!!"
by M. Damon July 9, 2011
mugGet the Penis Monpañios Monpeñios mug.

Wolf Penis Syndrome

The disease my poor friend in ajax has. May he never forget how funny I find it that he has hair on his shaft.
Tarrow has Wolf Penis Syndrome. How tragic.
by DylansHubby January 14, 2010
mugGet the Wolf Penis Syndrome mug.

Donald Trump's penis

by Kartoffel May 22, 2016
mugGet the Donald Trump's penis mug.

Whale Penis Leather

The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.
Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.
by edac2 February 12, 2010
mugGet the Whale Penis Leather mug.

Penis Bowl Haircut

when a dude or chick gets a haircut that looks like the head of a penis
damn look at that penis bowl haircut on that dude he looks like a penis
by AllisonRealGurl March 5, 2011
mugGet the Penis Bowl Haircut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email