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Tim Michael Brown

A phat dicked teacher. He limps when he walks because his veiny dick is bulging all the time. He teaches ELA 3 and fucks mad bitches. He loves to collect watches because he loves to stunt on these niggas. It is said when students look into his beautiful hazel eyes you lose yourself for a moment, you yearn for his gentle touch- yet you want him to spaz on your butt-pussy at the same time. Needless to say, bro gets the bag and hella bitches effortlessly. Many admire his grace upon students and his famous creation of Clark Crane, the first-ever robotic student.
Dude I wanna Tim Michael Brown to fuck my mom so I can call him daddy.
by phatchodenigglet February 13, 2023
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Downtown Julie Brown

is a common street term for drugs. It does not have to be a specific drug, instead, it is commonly used by people who have already purchased drugs from a dealer before and so the dealer knows what they need,.
"I really need that Downtown Julie Brown"
"I'll suck your dick for that Downtown Julie Brown"
by banjoballzmcgee October 23, 2023
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Sweet Annie Brown

When a tan skinned woman gives you a handy using the grease from a meat stick as lube.
I met this girl at the beach and she gave me a Sweet Annie Brown!
by The trutherer December 6, 2022
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Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018
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Dirty Brown Water

Angels kids have turned out to be nothing more than dirty brown water.
by bigwhitecockerspaniel November 6, 2018
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James "Sexy" Brown

James Brown is a well-known sumo wrestler originating from the 21st century, also known as 'Sexy Beastie'. He is known to be a persistent and strong fighter when he is challenged. James severely dislikes when somebody aims to take his most prized possession: his milkshake and minty mentos. A few of his close friends suspect that he follows Mentosia, a newly-forming religion.
Oh no... James "Sexy" Brown just went sicko mode when I took his mentos!
by clownmachine March 7, 2019
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Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.
Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.
by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019
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