nagitos mom

Nagitos mom is hot and when I say hit she is really hot and she is a milf too and nagitos mom do you need a dog I can bark and do you need a maid I'm right here and also *stomps on ground to make my Sketchers light up and they are colorful*

Person 1: hey dude do you know nagitos mom

Person 2: yeah I do and she is really really hot

Person 1: yep and she's a milf

by Huxjdjd July 2, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur Mom Gay!!!!

Ur Mom Gay!!!

by P-47 Thunderbolt July 6, 2021

ur mom

one sexy mf

ur mom is hot

by youranonymouslover July 7, 2021

Mom's Spaghetti

When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.

Jim: Did you fuck her?

Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.

by DictionaryDick123 July 9, 2021

ur mom

a perfect response to anything

who’s the mother of your baby?!
ur mom

by suplolhaha July 10, 2021

Your Mom

Usually a fat, stupid, ugly ogre that is commonly used as a insult.

Guy 1: Your so stupid and ugly
Guy 2: No your mom

by Walrus0353 July 11, 2021

Mom band

Kind of like a rock band, in the most accessible way possible. The bands that moms generally like waaaaay more than their kids do (e.g. Staind, Creed, Nickelback, etc).

Alex: Hey how's it going m8?

Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?

Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?

Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.

Alex: :(

by Tx_Metalhed September 19, 2012