I like ya cut g

This means that someones likes your brand new fresh cut and smacks your head :D

For example:

Alex: Damn look at my new fresh cut!
Jason: I like ya cut g *smack*

by idk_what_ill_use_as_username_ September 12, 2020

looking like a jar of peanut butter

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

by Jazgolden January 11, 2017

personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

by Muttemor May 3, 2021

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.

"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"

by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017

laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person

If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

by blueeyedsoul February 14, 2012

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

by JakSheppard September 1, 2017

Drop on the deck and flop like a fish

To fall onto the ground and flail about as a reaction to seeing something disgusting or unsettling.

If you google trypophobia, you will definitely drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

by ilovespace April 20, 2014