John Gore

An everyday kiwi bloke. 30 years old. Enjoys livestock, voddy cruisers, and eating small insects. In a non-sexual relationship with female furry.

Hey, did you hear he’s turning 30? He must be a real John Gore.

by Mogplayer789 November 23, 2021

John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

John

A simp

Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon

by Peter Stewart griffin June 1, 2020

Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone

I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

John

A name.

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches

John has the biggest merle of all guys I know

by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016

John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.

John Phone is calling, wyd?

by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024