government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."

Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".

by chamolm June 10, 2024

Mime job

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.

The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014

Get a job application

A Gen Z slang that means "Get a life"

Eww, go get a job application.

by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025

Pop job

When a girl takes pop rocks puts them in her mouth and gives you a blow job

Bro my student asked me to change her grade I said no so she grabs pop rocks and gives me a pop job

by Hfjdjdjdkx June 6, 2018

two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016

Snot job

When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.

Wow rob gave me a great snot job

by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024

Paint Job

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet

My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job

by anonymous July 17, 2024