Dirty blueberry monkey

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.

Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...

by transexualanusgulper July 10, 2010

Amsterdam Spit Monkey

A male or female who masterbates while window shopping for prostitutes in amsterdam.

"That amsterdam spit monkey is outside the window again, we had better close the blinds."

by they2ksurvivor April 12, 2010

Weird Monkey Shit

strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened

The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.

by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009

Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch May 3, 2011

Bad Bluff Monkey

A derogatory term used by deadly serious poker players, to describe players who go all in on nothing,and win.

A Bad Bluff Monkey one who goes all in with say 7 and 2 and getting 7, 7, 2, on the flop, and wins.

by BadBluffMonkey January 6, 2009

Ke$hqua Monkeys

The people who write questions that don't make sense for school books.

Question: If a pear is round, how many pancakes are there on the floor, plus potatoes?
A. 0
B. 0
C. 0
D. 0

Person 1: This question is so confusing! Who wrote this?
Person 2: Ke$hqua monkeys.

by Yellow Cat January 14, 2015

bruh monkey moment

when something annoying happens in general or to someone

lil billy was eating ice cream with his friend medium-timmy when a bee landed on lil billy’s ice cream and he ate it and since lil billy was allergic to bees he died
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave

by izzythedragon8 November 27, 2020