John Qusack

A quarter ounce of marijuana

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.

by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018

john

a term to insult a person who has john in their name, usually said to people who hate being called john.

A: Hi John
L: STOP BULLIS 😭😭💔💔
example 2:
A: bully si john diba aija?
L: TRUUU

by aijaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaaaaaaaa October 9, 2023

John Wicked

Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"

G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car

Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved

by Krusanter May 6, 2022

John

Someone who plays gta 5 non stop

Stop being a John and get off the Xbox

by Nerd54 April 29, 2020

Lynsey Johns

The most loving and caring person ever.She keeps her circle small because you can’t trust just anyone.She usually wears glasses and her eyes change colors.She doesn’t have a bestfriend.Many people say they are her bestfriend but end up not even wanting to be friends but she excepts it.She is loyal and wants a real realationship.sje usually only has guy bestfriends.Some times she feels left out sorta like a outcast.She just wants to be free and fell wanted.

Lynsey Johns is so loyal.

by Jakob turner June 22, 2019

pulling a john

When you fuck a girl before you leave her

Did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
Yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.

by Derp93 August 24, 2011

john dinkelspiel

A very nice guy, he had a musical.ly account, but people was bullying him for it so he shut it down. He is pvery handsom, but a little short. He is very random and confusing, yet I still like him a lot, there is something about him, I think it is his charming and flirtotius personality. I think he doesn´t realise how handsome he is, and how good of a boyfriend he would make.

john dinkelspiel is very handsome

by Johnlover22 December 12, 2016