Heat Meat

Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.

"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."

by vivsnake May 7, 2022

Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017

meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

by Frankie_Muniz March 29, 2024

Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Going for Some Street Meat

A sexual act, usually a one-time, casual hookup.

After a bad break up she/he was going for some street meat.

by RedButtonTopic May 24, 2025

Meat teaser

A girl who does erotic innuendoes which could include licking a lollipop sexually and slowly or eating erotic foods like corn hotdogs or bannanas

Wow man she ate a whole banana in one swallow talk about a meat teaser

by Sebfr26 September 11, 2016