Thats job

Its long, its effort, thats job. When you have been given a task and you would normaly not give a fuck, but on this accation you dont have a choice.

Mum: can you take the rubbish down
Pat: Thats Job... fine
Mum: I know its fine you ungreatful little bastered.

by EPICyosh8... Xbox360 July 11, 2016

Ujds=Uniform jobs dick suckers

the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.

Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.

by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 3, 2023

Awed job

Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.

I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.

by You rReal Name May 16, 2023

cast job

You wraps linen around your dick and glue it together to make a makeshift dick cast when you're hard. Someone then jerks you off with the cast on for safety.

Guy 1: Yo, last night my gf gave me a cast job
Guy 2: Awesome! How'd you get it off?
Guy 1: She sucked the glue off.

by JoFun May 14, 2016

valet job

when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk

Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol

by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022

Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.

Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..

by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011