"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."
by Bu T. Ton June 13, 2024

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022

by Meatythigh November 9, 2021

Normal guy who loves and respects women but gets always friend zoned or even blocked by girls . why? because women aren't clever, and prefer guys who insult them and ignore them even if they die , those guys wouldn't give a fuck. But apparently this gives the woman the impression that he is "experienced" so she can be his next bitch lol. Very stupid
A: "hey you are a nice guy"
B: "no lol, I'm just nice"
C: " apparently women prefer un-nice guys
B: " woman moment"
B: "no lol, I'm just nice"
C: " apparently women prefer un-nice guys
B: " woman moment"
by aregaa July 22, 2021

That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"
by JJ💔LOVE August 3, 2024
