Eye-Clag

Playing and Raging at Battlefield until your eyes turn red.

"Dude you okay?"

"Yeah bro, just stayed up late last night getting Eye-Clag".

by SnoopyC November 2, 2011

Indiana eye drop

When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.

Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”

by Hiking Duo April 28, 2023

Milk Eyes

A man who has eyes for boobs

Guy: that guy seems like he has some serious milk eyes
Guy2: yeah I mean look where he’s looking on Sarah!

by marythefuckingtwat February 26, 2021

In your mother's eyes

It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".

"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."

"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."

by The_Air101 October 1, 2020

pickly-eye

Type of glare that is given by a spiteful jealous person who has taken numerous cumshots in their eyes.

That girl must hate you because she is giving you the old pickly-eye

by geronimo8 August 20, 2011

eye drop crush

A crush you don't wish to pursue. Either because you know it wouldn't be a good match or because they already have someone else. So you are happy just looking at them occasionally like eye drops that fill your eyes, but do nothing other than that.

A: Hey, you've been giving them looks for a while, will you ask them out
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.

by 4u4u6a April 26, 2023

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019