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Black Belt Baptist

A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."
by Mr. Bradrad June 6, 2016
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Black Friday beatdown

The fights that break out during the rush to grab Christmas deals on Black Friday. Black Friday, Black Friday brawl, fight, brawl, beatdown, World Star, punch, kick, hit, Thanksgiving, holiday
The police were called after there was a Black Friday beatdown over a 50 inch tv.
by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016
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The Rebecca Black Effect

When a song is so terrible that it becomes eerily catchy, putting you under somewhat of a spell causing you bob your head

This can also happen when listening to artists such as Lil B, V-Nasty, and OJ Da Juiceman
The Rebecca Black Effect is the reason why lil b has 50,000,000 views on youtube, and why "Friday" arguably the worst song released in the history of music have gained so much attention recently.
by 330BLACKMOSES December 3, 2011
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Black out Berry

When a person is so obsessed with his blackberry that he totally forgets where he's at and what he was doing.
He: HUH?! Where are we?
You: Dude we just went to the super market!

He: I can't remember!
You: Put that thing away!!! you're suffering a black out berry!
by T-kizzle June 22, 2011
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Cracked Black Pepper

Making a a singular or series of funny gags to impress your mates which fully exceeds their expectations as you’re normally a boring southern twat.
“Ah that was a classic cracked black pepper from Pete, normally I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to him rabble on about Minecraft
by WhiteRoseBanterMerchannt February 17, 2023
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Ugly Black Nigga

A jungle monkey who only eats fried chicken and watermelon and drinks gallons of kool aid every day. This is a nigga who you cant stare at for more than 5 seconds without wanting to blow your brains out with a gun. This nigga also probably also stole 50%+ of your belongings and will end up in jail 5+ times in his life.
Get this ugly black nigga out of my face before I kill myself.
by watermelonmanisuckpp August 28, 2023
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Raging black bull

When you bitchass black friend cant get any bitches and you tie rubber bands around their balls make them wear a thong, give them a wedgie, and whip the shit out of them. They then have to wear a thong and the rubber bands until their dad comes back or their balls shrivle and fall off. This results in said black friend raging, and subsequently acting like a “black bull”.

Ps: You can only do this once every few years so think twice before you pull out those rubber bands, it takes a while to recover!
To make this a more memorable experience you can use a shock collar and or a ball gag to make things a little spicier!
“ Jamal you better finish you meal or else daddys gunna give you a Raging black bull!”
by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 5, 2023
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