Bowman Box

A coffin made out of cardboard. Usually associated with a low-rent existence.

“So, sir… What will it be? Would you like the mahogany casket with inlaid…
FUCK that. He was a joke. Just put him in a Bowman Box, and float him down the river.”

by A. Davis Rules April 11, 2025

speaker box

A grey talking metal cuboid who announces contests and sells things because of budget cuts.

The speaker box sold Dream Island because of budget cuts.

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

Box Bitch

An unwitting (usually conspiracy theorist) mouthpiece for the intelligence service's obfuscation and disinformation campaigns. Particularly Britain's MI5 due to their postal address being Box 500.

David Icke is a box bitch

by DirkThrust April 12, 2020

beauty box

Another word fir a female vagina

He wants to see my beauty box. Should i let him?

by Yoyo24 September 29, 2015

box nart

Box nart- a person that is closed off and acting like and idiot or a fool.

Johnny is acting like a box nart to Sarah.

Why is he such a box nart?

by lillittleshorty April 24, 2019

Sex box

A weapon of a car, often taken off road to compensate for the drivers large balls

Look dougie just took his sex box up the beach!

by user4521 December 19, 2023

Douche-box

A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).

Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?

Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.

by Dr Doot January 29, 2024