Omg! This frat party is dope! Let’s get some more turnup juice to keep the ball rolling! Let’s shotgun a beer!
by Mumbs May 19, 2018
Get the turnup juicemug. 1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town Tyrone, GA.
2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Wilkey.
You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Wilkey through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.
The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Wilkey pole.
Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Wilkey.
You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Wilkey through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.
The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Wilkey pole.
Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?
Girl 2: I have been using Wilkey Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.
Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?
Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.
Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Wilkey and get that Juice.
Girl 2: I have been using Wilkey Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.
Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?
Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.
Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Wilkey and get that Juice.
by Dr. William Johnson March 9, 2012
Get the Wilkey juicemug. A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
by TheOGtruthteller January 11, 2024
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