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Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022
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Industrialist Rock n' Roller

Industrialist Rock n' Roller \in-DUHS-tree-uh-list rok-uhn-rohl-er\, noun:

1. A person who owns or is involved in an enterprise whose purpose is to produce a product of objective Value in the mindless void of the entertainment industry.

2. A person of or relating to the characteristics of a Russell Turner
Russell Turner, the Industrialist Rock n' Roller produced his debut album without regard to public opinion holding the value of his product as the highest virtue.
by the Industrialist September 15, 2009
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Go Kick Rocks

On TikTok specifically, it means Fuck Off. Commonly used by American Patriots against brainwashed MAGA troglodytes who suffer from the pity party male loneliness epidemic. It’s a last resort response since TikTok censors our original responses.
Tiny Penis MAGA: Women belong in the kitchen!
American Patriot: Go kick rocks, right wing Nazi!
by dat90skehd April 2, 2025
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Picture rocks hat trick

When a male sleeps with three addict sjblings within a year
Dude, did you hear I scored a picture rocks hat trick with April, Jessa, and Ashley
by Bishopironside February 18, 2021
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Rock

A slow or dumb action done by a person
He's such a rock, he thought syrup and pickles would taste good together.
by Amanuelzgreat September 8, 2025
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Sonic the Rock

A nigga peen who tends to stay inside all day and waste his life watching youtube and playing video games. Usually a pale individual who stays in his room all day with his door locked hiding from his parents and the outside world.
That kid is such a Sonic the Rock, he never goes to school.
by guacamole peen April 29, 2019
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