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poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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poop on me

by kelsey bumling January 17, 2022
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Poop

A feces that comes out of your butt hole that other dogs may eat
I have just at my grandmas poop
by Qwertyasdfghn August 20, 2022
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Chuckle poop

It's when your scrolling through your phone while sat on the dunny and you see something that makes you laugh out loud and the motion squeezes a poop out!
Yo dude, I was curling one out on the dunny when you sent that meme through, I laughed so hard at it, I did a chuckle poop
by chiken-lover March 25, 2022
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Get Pooped on

by justpoop January 24, 2021
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poop

poop is nasty ;P
by Alex winter June 9, 2018
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poop thresh

The poop threshold, or (poop thresh) is the timing in which a person with Irritable Bowel Syndrome has to take a fat dump. You sit outside of that threshold all day until suddenly you feel it and know you can poop again, but hurry up because if you wait to long you may miss your queue and then you’ll have to wait to re-enter your poop thresh.
Get out of my way, I need to use that toilet, I appear to have entered the poop thresh!”

*starts farting*
by Papi chullo August 15, 2021
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