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National Text your Ex day

On June 14th everyone has to text their ex about anything
Tomorrow is national text your ex day and I texted my ex spouse Mariah about our past relations
by Marie james June 13, 2020
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National Send a Booty Pic Day

April 26 is national send a booty pic day and you celebrate by sending someone a booty pic
Person 1: bro did you hear what day it is today?
Person 2: yeah bro! It’s national send a booty pic day
by UsernameAOPS April 26, 2019
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National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

The national day where you kiss your boyfriend, surprise him and kiss him on the cheek or the lips.
Girlfriend: come here i have a surprise for you *kiss him*
Boyfriend: *kisses back*
Girlfriend: its National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day
by Orbitsbtw December 12, 2021
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National give Callum £50 day

On October 11th it is national give Callum £50 day and u should give £50 to me cause my name is Callum
Hey have u heard of national give Callum £50 day
by Callum barr October 3, 2020
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National kiss your bff day

April 26 is kiss your bff day, boy or girl idc, no one has to know.
Damn bro Jane lookin Fine in those shorts good thing tomorrow is April 26, National kiss your bff day
by Dampthag7 April 11, 2019
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National slap your ex day

National slap your ex day is on October 30

It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))

(Am I doing you a favor?)
You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)

Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-

...(THE END)...LMFAOOO
by oOf me (♡) October 24, 2019
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National Yeet short people day

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.
“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”
by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021
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