internal lumbar fart

a potential fart or fartlike noise that occurs in the lower back and/or lumbar region as if it failed it's attempt to reach it's destination to the outside world :)

i think i hafta fart...oh, nope, it was just an ilf. (internal lumbar fart)

by dizzydaphodil September 30, 2010

True Jen Fart

An old fart with no play.

True Jen Fart lives for U2.

by Creed December 29, 2007

Dunk and Go Fart

A morning coffee break followed by a big shit. The coffee break is preferably at Duncan Donuts.

"Lets Dunk and Go Fart." "Na, I already had my coffee this morning."

by Richie Pimental March 15, 2009

Wake up fart

A fart that you fart that wakes you up when you fall asleep.

That was a wake up fart.

by Judge dredd7 November 23, 2011

GREEN COLD FART

AFTER EATING A LEPRECUANS HAIR , THEN REGGURGIATING IT AND FREEZING IT YOU THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL AND PROCCED TO FART IT OUT... THIS IS CALLED THE GREEN COLD FART.

I ALWAYS PREFORM THE GREEN COLD FART EVERY ST. PATTIES DAY...

by grandpa pawpie April 27, 2021

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.

man 1: what was the answer Jacob

I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-

by FAFTboi12 February 8, 2022

fart slam

when someone sticks there hands in there pants and farts then shoves the hand in someones face causing lack of oxygen.

max-oh man what a night, i was intoxicated drunk and my girlfriend decided to mess with me and fart slam me.

Kobe-at least she didn't beef Stu you like on the movie bench warmers

by badguyz123 June 8, 2010