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best friend 

You know you're best friends when you sit on the same bed and watch horror films on a laptop, and you're best friend is in her pajamas, and you don't care. also, she cooks you lunch and in return you break a plate, and she just laughs.
me: "lets watch Saw II on your laptop"
my bf: "okay :D"
me: "btw, nice pajamas"
my bf: "cheers. nice to see that you acknowledge the obvious"

me: "im hungry"
my bf: "scrambled eggs?"

me: *drops plate* "OH SHIT!"
my bf: *laughs hysterically* "don't worry. I still love you"
me: *phew* "love you too"

best friends rule :D
best friend by thatenglishchick November 23, 2009
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colorful friend 

A friend (of either sex) that you sometimes have sex with. Possibly when drunk or lonely, or both.
She's not my lover, she's just a colorful friend
colorful friend by Dootje November 13, 2005

Rent-A Friend

A "friend" you can rent.
Usually a reject who doesnt have any friends.
They cost 1 cent an hour.
A loser. Cheaper than a whore....
Hey, man have you had a Rent-A Friend?
Rent-A Friend by Rent-A Friend October 7, 2008

Virtual friendship 

A friendship that exists mostly through text and social media as opposed to direct human contact.
Bro 1: Yo, bro, you still friends with ____?
Bro 2: Yeah, but it's not going anywhere. She only wants to talk online or through text. She never wants to chill.
Bro 1: So it's a virtual friendship?
Bro 2: Yeah... fuck.
Virtual friendship by Keeeeen October 1, 2012

Friended 

When you tells a boy/girl you like, that you have deep feelings for them and the boy/girl reply with something along the lines of "Oh, I'm sorry, but I just think of you as a friend"
Girl 1: "I went up to Jimmy last night and told him how I really felt."
Girl 2: "What happened?"
Girl 1: "I got friended."

Sally friended Andrew when he asked her out last night.
Friended by JMACKLES May 19, 2009

Facebook Friend

Mostly 60 year old males looking for a friend
"Facebook friend" - I think we should have fun sometime, where do you live
Average Facebooker - I live at *********** ****, *** ****.

BBC Friend

Abreviation; Better By Comparison Friend. BBC Friends are used by less than hot girls in order to make themselves look more attractive when "going out". The BBC Friend usually turns into a huge cockblock towards the end of the night because your buddy will refuse to take wingman duties.
I think she's cute but its hard to tell with that BBC Friend in-tow.
BBC Friend by Triple F August 13, 2007