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dumb cunt

'you have been diagnosed with kayla' 'please seek guidance from our healthcare professionals'

(you are a dumb cunt)
by __anonymous__28 December 12, 2018
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mud cunt

fucking doggystyle in the butt while a girl is constipated, then guy pulls out and girl's shit drips all over her pussy (twat), then he starts banging in her vagina and there you go... mudcunt!
1.)Cherrios said, "what's up with that chic from last night?"
Raisan Bran replied, "i gave her the mud cunt."

2.)Cassandra painted a picture of mud cunt...
by tanningsalon July 8, 2011
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Tractor Cunt

A much more brutal way of calling somebody a cunt.
That bitch is acting like a real tractor cunt right now.
by sombro March 5, 2011
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CUNT COLLAR

A sexual attraction for a hoe or a gash. Used in the seventies
A sexy girl you just want to fuck. This describes the cunt collar
by Bill Washington March 24, 2008
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Talking cunt

The stupid, insipid, bubbly, overly made up blonde porn star rejects that fox news hires to host it's shows and express subtle disdain for liberal causes while gushing praise for conservative causes.
Fox news'Megyn Kelly constantly pours derision and scorn on the OWS protestors but never said a bad word about the teabagger protestors with their "Obama is hitler" signs and their signs implying death threats against democrats who voted for healthcare reform. What a talking cunt.
by Doktor strangelove. October 27, 2011
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cunt opener

Many years ago Father's would force his daughter to wear a chastity belt to prevent her from losing her virginity. Sometime during the Industrial Age the 'cunt opener' was invented. It was a device that hung on the wall developed by Black and Dekker. You would insert the woman upside down and she would spin around until she fell to the ground and the little magnet would retain the chastity belt.
Crap, her Dad padlocked a chastity belt on her!! Dudes, anyone got a 'cunt opener' on them?
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
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cunt

Cash Up No Tick (tick=credit) or cunt for short.
Cunt,slang term used by ilegal pharmaceutical sales men, to advise unwanted customers bad luck.
by cardrona71 January 17, 2010
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