Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
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This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
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This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
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Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
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