ZAIDS

ZAIDS, also known as zombie AIDS. You're most likely to get zombie AIDS during the zombie apocalypse. Some zombies carry this rare disease, and with one bite, it will infect your blood. First, you'll start feeling ill, maybe a little sick. You might get really tired, and pale. You'll have between 10 and 20 hours before you die a slow and painful death. Then, after you die, you will become a zombie, like when people normally get bitten by a zombie. The only difference is, you will have ZAIDS. And zombies with ZAIDS are much more powerful than zombies without them, their bite is more deadly, and it transforms humans into zombies a lot quicker. So, good luck during the apocalypse.

1st guy: Hey dude, this weird zombie bit me, and now I feel ill.

2nd guy: OMG YOU GOT ZAIDS!

by IkazXgem September 18, 2010

ZAIDS

A type of modern day spreading disease in which, when the victims are infected become what are commonly known as 'emos' or 'scene kids'.

There are many symptons, but the most primary are;
-Long hair, but with a fringe.
-Intense annoyance
-Using the phrase 'suck out'
-A wacked out taste in fasion, often trying to touch into the 80s to try be 'cool'.
-Unhealthy obesession with 'myspace'.
-Taste of 'emo' music.

The origins of the term are unknown, but is widely used by the 'non scene', especially 'metalheads'.

1. Oh no! He's caught the Zaids!
2. 'Llow that shit bruv, all those gashes got Zaids bruv'.

by Dr.Manapaletoon April 24, 2007

zain

Hebrew for Penis. used also mostly in non sexual expressions :

"lo sam zain" = I don't give a damm,

by Miki D May 13, 2005

zain khan

A really chill, liberal dude who hate's the government, and doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone...including himself.

Man, that guy over there is a real Zain Khan

by kuhzlsiuvbe8034bul342-ngdf May 18, 2016

Zaid

Zaid is an awesome guy, who usually has a great personality. He is great with dutch chicks and is a person who you would like to be best friends with. If you meet a Zaid, don't miss your chance.

Random girl: Who is that guy
Dutch chick: oh that's Zaid, I would definitly like to get myself on that guy.

by Myp3 told you August 10, 2018

dirty Zaiden

When you cum in a girls ass then lick it all out.

dude I dirty Zaiden you're girl last night.

by yoyopo02 January 5, 2021

Zaif

Zaife is a big simp. He also got some serious problems, he is also the ugliest boy I've ever seen. And I really hope he finds someone. Cus he only person who loves him is his gf and she doesn't even exist.

Don't be a zaife

by Hahahahahahhha March 23, 2021