Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.

person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!

by froooooooogy March 25, 2020

Rhianna Beard

Rhianna is one the sweetest people in the entire world. Any room she walks into lights up within seconds, she makes you see the silver lining in any situation. Rhianna is more concerned with others than she is with herself and makes sure that everyone is put before her needs. She will be right there whenever you need a hug or a laugh or someone to talk to. When she hurts there is no need for her to tell anyone because only the ones she keeps closest know her truth. Her coffee-coloured brown eyes are the door to her soul, one look and you're enticed, her smile is contagious and her whole personality and looks are just the best, unbeatable! When you find a Rhianna keep a hold of her, she is my rock and world. I don't know what I would have done without her and I am glad that we're still standing after all time. So go and find a Rhianna to complete your life.

Person #1: Who's your best friend?
Person #2: Rhianna Beard...

Person #3: OhMyGosh! Lucky! Don't let her go!

by KGhost03 June 2, 2019

Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.

"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair

by pman22 April 8, 2010

Advent Beard

An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.

"Dude, I am so growing an Advent beard this year"

by madmax_fargo February 4, 2010

The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.

after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.

by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015

Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.

Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.

by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011

Bearded loofah

Hipster ass kisser

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.

by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021