He is a hot little guy with a hat, he always wants me to suck his dick but I say no. So, I tell him I will only if he does. So Landon has got a huge cosmically large cock.
by NateTheBate69 October 11, 2023
A type of disability usually accompanied by the symptoms of your weenis disattaching from your body and accelerating until it reaches the stratosphere at any random moment in time.
by Dr. WahtTehMcFuhk November 08, 2022
by Uub lin Skant November 07, 2022
by jcoffland May 10, 2010
Bob: I just did another
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"
by CaptainUndiePants November 14, 2010
Nice person 1: Ew, have you talked to Josh today?
Nice person 2: Yes, *eye roll* I very much dislike that that ultra meanie weenie
Nice person 2: Yes, *eye roll* I very much dislike that that ultra meanie weenie
by Isthismandatory March 25, 2019
Level 7 weenie/penis/dick. An achievement of having a 7 inch penis that has been inside a minimum of 10 vaginas of equal or higher age, should be seen as a sign of power and confidence to rival God unless in the presence of a higher level
by Godbush August 07, 2022