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Weave

Weave is hair extentions sewn into your real hair ranging from straw-like to madame tussauds quality. Black females tend to wear this and the odd mixed-race person.
Shaneese: yeah babe, i love your new weave.

Abigail: but its making me itch bare. Its jarrin

or

*in a fight Crystal grabs at Bianca's hair in an attempt to pull out her weave*

Bianca: Ey wha yoo touchin ma weave for yoo boom ba clat!?
by TheORIGINALAfghanHound October 11, 2011
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rainbow weave

n. an insult used to describe a weave where various colors are used; in most cases, the victim is classless and doesn't realize that the rainbow weave is a common fashion faux pas
1: OMG!
2: What?
3: Girl, you hair is brown, but your weave is jet black (blonde, red). You got yourself a rainbow weave.

(To be admissible as a rainbow weave nominee, the weave must be of a natural looking color, not just a ghetto weave that is pink, blue, purple, etc.)
by Johnesia July 21, 2005
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Weave

One of the biggest abominations in the world.

Not all black women wear it( I in fact find it quite disgusting along with any sort of FAKE hair)

Worn by lazy people.

Used as a "protective styling" excuse

Embarrassing.
" Lets riot against all the weave, and fake hair in our WORLD...hoo-raah!
by I'mHuman April 10, 2015
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WEAVE

Weave is for a BUNCH OF BALD HEAD ASS HOES THAT AINT GOT NO HAIR
Hi my name is Jenny and I wear weave cause ima bald bitch
by COOCHIEWANDA June 14, 2018
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scarf-wearer

People who wear a scarf. Just having the scarf on transforms you into a Jane Austin-reading, Starbucks drinking, indie rock listening "I think I'm better than you"-type douchebag.
Girl walks in a local Blockbuster video.

Girl: Do you have that new Jane Austin movie?

Guy behind counter: I don't know who that is.

Girl: Oh ... my ... Gah ... I can NOT believe that you don't know who Jane Austin is. Ugh ... (She re-wraps her scarf around her neck and walks out.)

Guy behind counter: Fuckin scarf-wearer ...
by Squish333Pook April 16, 2010
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weavered

When your drunk ass co-worker calls in to work cause he got hammered the night before.
Damn Ross totally weavered us today and were going to be short. At least he inst here to make any mistakes like he usually does though
by twofive5 June 16, 2016
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Weaverdick

the softening of the penis due to seeing Sigourney Weaver’s face.
I went over to Clarissa’s dorm room ready to slam ass until I realized she was watching Ghostbusters. I got the Weaverdick so we just snuggled instead.
by moqilok June 17, 2017
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