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velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro
Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021
mugGet the velcro wallets are badmug.

Wallet Fodder

A slang term for green, folding money, feddy etc. Can also extend to other things in a person's wallet, including but not limited to driver's license, credit card and pictures of friends and relatives.
Yo, bro, that ho took my wallet fodder. Now I ain't got no feddy and can't get no more. Can you lend me fiddy bucks?
by zekepliskin December 8, 2009
mugGet the Wallet Foddermug.

Wallet Washed

When you have no money in your wallet, your wallet is washed of your money.
Friend: want to go to the movies.
You: no, im wallet washed
by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010
mugGet the Wallet Washedmug.

wallet issue

wal·let is·sue
/ˈwälət,ˈwôlət//ˈiSHo͞o/
noun
noun: wallet issue; plural noun: wallet issues
1. The inability of the exchanges to understand the basic concepts and commands that have been in crypto for nearly a decade
The deposit/withdraw can not be processed. We have wallet issues (read: we didn't employ all good practices)
Contact coin dev. I'm sure they can help with our setup and sort out our mess for us.
by notrealname42 July 4, 2019
mugGet the wallet issuemug.

wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
by Lanky J November 24, 2022
mugGet the wallet autopsymug.

stripper's wallet

When a person's wallet is filled with mostly singles, like a stripper's wallet would be.
Person 1: Lets grab something to eat.
Person 2: I might not have enough money, I have a stripper's wallet right now.
by TheLegendIsRedBaron May 13, 2014
mugGet the stripper's walletmug.

Wallet Sisters

1. A female who has had sex with the same woman as a good friend. (not necessarily simultaneously)

2. When two females acknowledge having been intimate with the same male and remain on good terms, the girls are now bonded by having shared the same penis at one time or another.

3. Refers to two women who have slept with the same man.
Girl 1 "Holy shit, you slept with that guy rolando too?"
Girl 2 "Yes, but he told me i was his only one"
Girl 1 "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckit, were wallet sisters now"
Girl 2 "Ewwwwww! Wanna go shopping?"
Girl 1 "Like, totally"
by _RollOnDough February 13, 2012
mugGet the Wallet Sistersmug.

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