Walk of Fame

The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.

Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

mall-walking

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

The toilet is always near when you're mall-walking.

by CanadianTobyandAbel January 17, 2016

talk the walk

When you talk shit and can’t back it up.

Shane can talk the walk but is a little bitch when it comes to actually walking it. He fucking lumps so he should stutter the walk.
Fuck Shane

by AceMan10 April 20, 2018

Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

lank walk

Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.

Paul: Why are you walking like that?

Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.

Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.

by jols007 October 15, 2010

Jungle Walk

Jungle walking is the form of squatting on the floor, and walking quickly around while smiling creepily at the audience who will be obviously viewing you.

Check out Uncle Bill doing the Jungle Walk! But how did he get out of the vent....

by KiaraCera December 12, 2010

brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

by khaytsus April 15, 2010