Van Frazzled

When you’re Belgian royalty and you’re just over seeing consults.

Ugh I just got 17 vascular foot consults, I’m so Van Frazzled.

Oh no the people of Belgium are revolting. I’m feeling Van Frazzled about it

by freshpressedjustice21 February 12, 2021

K-Van

K-Vans are any oversized or overly flashy SUV that is unpractical for daily driving. The origin of the word is the combination of “Kardashian” and “Mini-Van”, as these style SUV’s are driven by Kardashian type individuals, and are ultimately glorified mini-vans.

Dude, Shawn lost his balls when he sold his truck and his wife bought a K-Van!

by Scott Tocker April 02, 2020

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Catholic van

An 8 to 12 passenger van driven by Catholics opposed to contraception.

Marry her and you’ll be buying a Catholic van before you know it.

by prudepossum August 10, 2021

Pussy Van

A older Dodge Caravan That Very over weight people drive or Karen’s

“Look it’s a Pussy Van”

by Fatbittch shit June 08, 2020

Van Goghing

Before inserting, you just kinda use your dick like a paint brush and brush is on her "lips"

Yo bro, I was Van Goghing this chick, and she asked if I drew a self portrait of her....

by bLazeni May 01, 2010

van-sexual

Someone who is attracted to any type of van or vehicle that looks like one.

Dude, what is up with Asians and minivans are they all van-sexual?

by WWizard February 14, 2021