Pussy Van

A older Dodge Caravan That Very over weight people drive or Karen’s

“Look it’s a Pussy Van”

by Fatbittch shit June 7, 2020

Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.

Person 1: ‘he is clearly American’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’

by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020

van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?

Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

Nguyen Van

Surname of the great Chinese King.

Nguyen Van built the Great Wall of China.
All hail Nguyen Van!
The great emperor Nguyen Van!
Nguyen Van dynasty.

by Kekssi22 May 10, 2017

Van Loader

People who will do anything to work for the famous.

Dude...that guy is a total Van Loader ...he'll do anything to hang out with The Stones

by Kittycares March 3, 2018

Tuan Van

Is a great and Charismatic.

Tuan Van is Funny

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxzzxyka March 8, 2017

Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".

Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*

by The very short one of all May 25, 2016