Turkish Periscope

1. When you squeeze out a turd into a persons beer and said turd or floater sticks out of the beer like a periscope.

2.Person who sticks out at the party and leaves themselves open to ridicule.

Joey is outside arguing with his girlfriend on the phone. Hurry, take his beer and give him a Turkish periscope!

by Quantum Robot 6678 July 29, 2011

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish breakfeast

When a women spreads her legs out infornt of you and you crack an egg between them letting the yolk run down and in the pussy.

Also refered to as sunny side poon.

Guy1:Yo last night i gave Kelly a turkish breakfeast.

Guy2:Nice yo.

by karma sutra nutra June 4, 2007

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish genocide

Something that never happened.

Person 1-Have you ever heard of the Turkish Genocide? When Armenians massacred 588.448 Turks during 1906-1922?
Person 2-No...
Person 3-It's coz it never happened!
Everybody-LMFAO

by Vitilsky February 18, 2009

Turkish Handshake

The act of reaching in between your friend's legs and yanking his penis, whilst standing at a urinal.

Our friendship's foundation is solid and goes way back, five years ago, when he gave me a Turkish Handshake, inside the bathroom, that day at the bar.

by Deltronomistic April 14, 2014