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Crappy Trail

The line of hair that a man has that runs along his taint, from his balls to his butthole. This hair sometimes gets a little crap stuck on it, hence the name Crappy Trail
Man, I really need to shave my crappy trail!
by Anthony21 May 22, 2015
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Trail the Puss

Trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.

CAUTION: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn vaginas sideways. Please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.
"Just take a glitter bath everyday you're bound to trail the puss"
"I thought I got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so I ended up alone jerking it again"
"I''m just trying to trail the puss"
by smokingkoalaa July 26, 2016
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snail trail

When someone is fucked so much in the asshole and are filled with so much cum, that when they can walk a trail of cum is secreted resembling that of a snail's trail.
In prison, John's nickname was "snail trail", for the trail of cum he left on the ground as he slowly walked around.
by Bobbith E. Jordan February 10, 2008
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trail mix

When somebody takes a nasty shit and does not wipe properly causing some fecal matter to decorate their underwear. They leave a trail mix of poop in their underwear.
Billy: Dude I just shit and I feel like there is some residue in my boxers.
Harry: you must wipe better so you dont have trail mix in your boxers.
Billy: Thanks for the tip. I will wipe better so I do not have trail mix in my boxers next time after I poop.
by Harry M. November 6, 2008
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Run a trail

The act of having 2 or more males reproducing with a female
Male 1: "Aye my nigga lets a run a trail on that batty ting"
Male 2: "Aight, Imma run a trail on you too."
by NgyahckMAN October 10, 2019
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Trail backin

"dayum I'm getting horny after this 2g1c vid... I need to do some trail backin"
by Codythomasbitches August 2, 2009
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Golden Trail

When you urinate your stinky, golden piss all over a man's stomach creating an even more spectacular trail to the place of your most nagging desires.
I love holding in my piss to give him a golden trail. It makes me want his cock even more.
by danolusolusos February 22, 2015
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