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Toast Of The Peak

The Toast of the Peak is the perfect toast, because fuck burnt toast, It is a perfect golden-brown with a perfect well-levelled layer of butter, and 3 THICC globs of nutella in the middle.
Mum: " Do YoU WaNt SoMe ToAsT!"
Me: "I'lL MaKe It BeCaUsE I MaKe It ThE tOaSt Of ThE pEaK!"
by BigWillyNathaniel April 10, 2020
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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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Toasted Strawberry

When a guy just sticks the tip of his dick in a girl's Ass and pulls it out with a little poo on it. The Toasted Strawberry!!
Listen sweetheart go use the bathroom cuz u just gave me a toasted strawberry.
by Jonathan Of Gaeta Italy April 3, 2009
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damp toasting

The art of replying in a short manner/ being uninteresting in order to let a conversation die
I really am not interested in that guy, I should just be damp toasting him
by TheCampingWall October 24, 2017
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spit toast

When a man is with 2 woman and the male spreads his toe fungus on 2 pieces of toast and spits on it the females then proceed to feed each other the toast.
Yeah me and John brought the babysitter over for a spit toast
by Deus99 February 20, 2018
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Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.
"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."
by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008
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Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.
Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"
by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015
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