Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.
by Lonesome Cowgirl April 05, 2011
An underemployed or unemployed man who refuses to help his partner with the expenses. The Love Sponge thinks that he should get half of everything that he hasn't earned. While his wife works 2 jobs. Soon the love is gone and all you have left is the Bubba Sponge
Bubba the Love Sponge only works about 3 hours per week, while his girl works all week and then works the weekend too.
by Zen Lunatic September 03, 2008
a strong man with the abilities of few men. Those who hate him are low, pitiful, small men who should look in their own pants and wallets for what they lack.
by kaotik_klownie February 26, 2004
A fat, ignorant meat gazer. Enjoys gazing at his poo. Recently has been known to suck on his poostick. Also, has the most owning radio show in the unival existance of my cock.
by The guy who is not gay aka Jew hater December 12, 2003
You make a basic vanilla sponge cake but you spunk into the batter and mix it in, It makes it better if you make a cum glaze for the cake
by Anneboleynpan1522 September 12, 2020
spongebob dope is chunk dope / fent dope with a distinct yellow color, typically after being dyed with food coloring. Since bricks of yellow fent dope are square in shape, some have suggested they resemble Spongebob. As such, dealers and users often refer to yellow fent dope as sponge dope, bob dope, or sponge bob dope.
by peanut coke plug November 06, 2022
1 (n) public humiliation due to the disclosure of one's use of chunky peanut butter as a personal lubricant
2. (v) To humiliate one's opponent in an obscene manner.
2. (v) To humiliate one's opponent in an obscene manner.
Noun usage: Luke felt peanut butter sponged after having mistakenly left evidence of the previous nights escapade in the kitchen sink.
Verb usage: Simon didn't just win the contest - he totally peanut butter sponged Erik's pathetic challenge.
Verb usage: Simon didn't just win the contest - he totally peanut butter sponged Erik's pathetic challenge.
by Puji March 23, 2009