Guy 1: hey man I prostate shanked last night it was great.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.
by The Shankinator November 12, 2018
by spcwingo June 24, 2010
by omgxitsxurmomx April 28, 2010
a group of 2 or more people who beat down one person using fists/homemade knives/kicks for no reason or to steal something from them.
by sleekdizzle October 22, 2005
The art of concealing one or more rusty nails inside of a baked good, such as pie, followed by smashing the pastry into a friend or foe's face causing them excruciating pain, via nails in the face, while bringing wholesome joy to all witnesses. (Remember, it has to be a pastry/baked good or it wont work)
My grandmother baked an apple pie when i specifically asked for pumpkin pie. In a violent act of vengeance i grabbed rusty nails from the garage, stuck them in her apple pie and pie shanked that bitch. (The phrase pie shank is used in the past tense in this definition is used in the past tense)
by Merik Pie August 05, 2010
by Natalia December 01, 2004
by Paul Poon April 13, 2008