ticketmaster

an act of sexual deviation

see: anal rape

I bought tickets to the shows the other day via ticketmaster, and I've been walking with an uncomfortable limp for the past few days

ticketmaster by Jo_sh July 7, 2007

Butt Tucket

When you accidentally take a dump then squeeze your butt cheeks to stop the flow.

"Man, Im so happy that i pulled a butt tucket maneuver so, my pants wouldn't fill up with feces!"

Butt Tucket by Koch Master June 20, 2009

tuckett 

Quite possibly the coolest person in the world. He has it all: good looks, master guitar playing abilities, super ninja fighting style and he gets all the babes. Simply put: he's better than you.

Dammit, Tuckett is getting all the babes using his super ninja guitar playing skills. I wish I was like him

tuckett by Nathan Ting June 14, 2004

Nuggets tickets 

Common slang used in the Colorado, in reference to the Denver Nuggets basketball team, when covertly discussing the purchase of cannabis sativa.

Commonly used on cell phone conversations.

Dude, when do you think you can get some nuggets tickets?

Hey man, you don't need to buy those nuggets tickets....they're in the nosebleed section.

Nuggets tickets by FrontRangeTrustifarian March 8, 2008

Tonka Tickets 

massive boobs

My sister has tonka tickets

Tonka Tickets by Wife of Tonka Twig January 10, 2010

Selling wolf tickets 

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!

Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

Selling wolf tickets by Big Daddy ad June 14, 2020

Stalk Ticker 

The new Facebook window in the upper right hand corner of the screen. A Facebook in your Facebook, so you can use Facebook while you use Facebook. A play on words with "Stock Ticker".

"Damn, I hate this new Stalk Ticker window on Facebook, I don't need that many updates"

Stalk Ticker by I<3pseudonyms1234 September 21, 2011