Van Dijk

To be the best defender in the whole world.

"He's our centre half. He's our number 4! Watch him defend. And we watch him score... He can pass the ball. Calm as you like. He's Virgil Van Dijk. He's Virgil Van Dijk!

by BlazingZ January 14, 2019

Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.

Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.

by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Dingle Van

A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )

Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van

by Fstd April 28, 2019

K-Van

K-Vans are any oversized or overly flashy SUV that is unpractical for daily driving. The origin of the word is the combination of “Kardashian” and “Mini-Van”, as these style SUV’s are driven by Kardashian type individuals, and are ultimately glorified mini-vans.

Dude, Shawn lost his balls when he sold his truck and his wife bought a K-Van!

by Scott Tocker April 2, 2020

Pussy Van

A older Dodge Caravan That Very over weight people drive or Karen’s

“Look it’s a Pussy Van”

by Fatbittch shit June 7, 2020

Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.

Person 1: ‘he is clearly American’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’

by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020