This is basically just a reply to the first definition:- You don't spell his name 'John Davis', it's 'Jon Davis' and he usually uses Jonathan the most.
by nameless April 07, 2005
I want to tongue plow her stink ditch
by Eff Knutt February 18, 2005
I totally got to facefucking her last night and holy shit, the way she would speak in tongues was hot as fuck.
by Typicaltrashfag January 26, 2019
by Morticia Addams June 16, 2020
by Hound-dog January 22, 2009
by the cheat February 20, 2003
A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.
Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?
Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?
Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
by El Duderowski June 16, 2011